how do I zip
how do I close this
- Classy women
- Guys being gentlemen
- Cute ass relationships
- Cold War
- Constant threat of nuclear war
But I mean the vintage bombshelters are sooo totally cute
this post is literally the best thing i’ve ever seen
All those kids with Spiderman underwear? He’s coming for you.
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
get it girl
Oh my god. I just realized that Mitt Romney sounds like the English voice actor for Fuhrer King Bradley from Fullmetal Alchemist.
my name is paul ryan, and i was the first homunculus.
OH MY GOD
IT GOT BETTER
perfect post is perfect
JOE’S BEAUTICIOUS BODY HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE BIDEN LINE FOR GENERATIONS!
and of course we have to have father
so here u go
oH MY GOD